Mun locked herself out of her car and just got put on hold by family, then AAA
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"Calm down. It’s only 3 by 13cm and not much bigger when I’m ready."
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His eyes The small of his back.”
This had happened before. People had come to him with the hope that he would match their obsession. It had always been a heartbreaking feeling watching them realize their idealized relationship was crumbling in front of their eyes. This time was different. Setsuna laid waste to his carefully constructed plans for this life, placed a completely unaccounted for obstacle on his way back to respectability.
"Then let me help you. Two years ago I broke my arm the night before my debut in the major leagues in a fight I started. I was kicked out, I lost my scholarship, and that’s why I’m majoring in modern art. It was the furthest thing from baseball I could think of.
My girlfriend broke up with me, but until last month I hadn’t told my parents because the fight was outside a gay bar, and I didn’t want to give them any more reasons to think I wasn’t straight. I kissed Minako and Caspian the first time I had the opportunity to. I’ve been dating someone else for a while right now, but it isn’t serious.
I have no sense of humor. I have terrible table manners. I can’t swim,” he finished lamely, reflecting her hopelessness. A faint thumping came from his balcony doors. With the curtain closed, one could only guess at what four legged mammal created the sound. Kuro ignored it, and forced himself to meet Setsuna’s gaze with his own, settling his hands on his thighs to keep himself from fidgeting.
"Knowing all that, and what crimes I’ve already committed, can you still say you desire me? The real me?"
Setsuna listened to everyting without much of an expression. Why did Kuro have the need to act like the things that happened to him were so horrible when they seemed, to Setsuna rather ordinary.
"Is that what we’re doing here? Counting sins? Nothing that you ever did compares to my offenses. I treated Alsea horribly during my Dirae, you wouldn’t even be able to imagine it. I can’t blame her for leaving and let me here alone.
I ruined my relationship with my family because of my Dirae, I left them for Alsea.
I left Nariaki as soon as he begun to be too much for me. He’ll never remember who I am. He’ll never know what happened to him.
I never kissed until I was 19 and on the same night I kissed someone, I lost my virginity to them. And to be honest I am not that good of a swimmer.
Happy?” She sighed.
"Why are we doing this? You act as if I want to marry you, as if it means more than it does. Why does it have to be so complicated. I simply want you, it’s that simply, it’s a desire, it’s comfortable to be with you and that is all that has to be like - comfortable.
But honestly? And please believe me when I say this - what I wrote to you earlier was a stupid impulse, something that shouldn’t have been said. But at least it’s out in the open.
I honestly think I should go right now.”
"I don’t want you to watch me sleep next to you, wondering what kind of man I am. I don’t want you to ever wake up one day and realize you don’t know who you’ve gotten mixed up with. That’s why I said those things to you. There’s no comfort in the unknown," he said softly, leaning in close enough for their eyelashes to touch.
"Will you kiss me?"